Hello and welcome to the December doggy blog,

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas here in the Fisher home, that log burner looks so inviting its hard for me to concentrate on the latest update…


As usual I have been causing mischief in the Fisher household, I can usually get away with it by rolling on my back and looking remorseful !
During time with my owners, certain household and art materials seem to have mysteriously ended up in my paws and sadly come to a sticky end.

To celebrate Christmas I thought it would be nice to rewrite a popular carol as a tribute to all the items that have been lost.

“The Twelve Day’s of Freyja’s Tails”

On the first day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
One set of fairy lights, chewed, useless now for the Christmas tree

On the second day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Two Sennelier oil pastel sticks, should have been for the masters new book

On the third day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Three pairs of Crocs, two the masters and one belonging to the mistress

On the fourth day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Four Faber Castell Pitt Pens, the black ink went all over the carpet

On the fifth day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Five assorted Derwent pencils, nothing sketchy about her actions here

On the sixth day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Six erasers, no rubbing out now, they are in a thousand pieces

On the seventh day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Seven Pedigree Dentastix, her weekly gum health allowance

On the eighth day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Eight cardboard boxes, as a puppy this was the most favourite toy

On the ninth day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Nine assorted cushions, not her fault, apparently they exploded by accident

On the tenth day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Ten cuddly dog toys, the sheep being her favourite, she’s had three

On the eleventh day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Eleven juicy carrots, she’s upgrading her night vision

On the twelfth day of Christmas my Parson Jack Russell destroyed for me
Twelve logs from the log basket, her favourite activity when the humans are not at home

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, see you in 2018

Freyja xx

( some of the items in the carol may have been slightly exaggerated, authors pawrogative !! )



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Freyja`s Tails

Hello and welcome to the November doggy blog Freyja`s Tails,

November has been very busy in the Fisher household, the house has been busy with workmen converting the house from oil to gas central heating. I am looking forward to a warm toasty house this winter.

The master has been extra busy creating oil pastel paintings for the new Oil Pastel book and doing his author duties.
Last week I waved him off to drive down to Tunbridge Wells to do his 3 day photo shoot for Search Press. On his return I overheard him telling the mistress about the photographer and the high tech camera he was using. I am afraid I got into a bit of trouble as the camera was so sophisticated it kept showing my dog hairs up on my masters paintings and attached to his oil pastel sticks ! Oh well, I had to send a little bit of myself along to be included in the book.

After eavesdropping on my owners I can reveal exclusively to readers of this blog that I do appear in the book…. My master does a "Pawtrait" of me in the painting animals section, I am so thrilled and will of course be on paw to sign any books you good people out there wish to purchase.

On the home front, today sees my master doing some Sunday DIY and later on I have been promised a nice long walk.
Right I must sign off for now, the log burner isn't alight yet, so I must seek out the big furry fleece blanket and burrow down for a quick forty winks.

See you all next month,
Freyja x



Freyja's Tails

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